A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Michigan. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to…

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it".…

7 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favorite! 8 am - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite! 9 am - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite! Noon - Oh boy! The yard! My favorite! 2 pm - Oh boy!…

Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures, tacked to a bulletin board, of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if…

A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I…

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello"…

The competition was fierce, but a winner has been chosen. The winner of the "It's Not My Job" Award for 2006 goes to ..

"I am a Yankees fan," a first-grade teacher explains to everyone in her class. "Who likes the Yankees?" Everyone raises a hand except one little girl. "Anna," the teacher says surprised, "Why didn't you raise your hand?" "I'm not a…

Bill and Sam, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Bill didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had…

* You think if someone is nice to you they either want something or they are from out of town. * The public transportation system is known as the "T" and you'd rather drive in bumper to bumper traffic for…

Maxine was driving down the highway about 75 miles an hour, when she noticed a motorcycle policeman following her. Instead of slowing down, she picked up speed. When she looked back again, their were two motorcycles following her. She shot…

It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you all into a trance I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.' The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew…