Military Wisdom

*"Aim Towards The Enemy." -Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher * "When the Pin is Pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our Friend." -US Marine Corps * "Cluster Bombing From B-52s is Very, Very Accurate. The Bombs are Guaranteed to always hit the Ground." -U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop. * "If the Enemy is in Range, so Are You." -Infantry Journal * "A Slipping Gear Could Let Your M203 Grenade Launcher Fire When You Least Expect It. That Would Make You Quite Unpopular in What's Left of Your Unit." -Army's magazine of prevention maintenance * "It is Generally Inadvisable to Eject Directly Over the Area You Just Bombed." -US. Air Force manual