A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's." The hands had never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man "Whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock." The hands moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his life.

"Where's Barack OBama's clock?" asked the man.

"Barack OBama's clock is in Jesus' office." St. Peter responded.

"Barack OBama's clock is so important it's in Jesus' office?" asked the man.

"Yes, he's using it as a ceiling fan." responded St. Peter.   back...
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